Pedal Power
Dear Friends,
I'm moving slower than ever. To increase the rapidity by which I shall traverse this city, I shall procure a bicycle. I have found one of the best bicycle vendors in the country. I shall be at Pedal Power all day, being fitted for my bicycle by Gary. I have heard testimony from citizens of Middletown that attest to Gary, Bill and the staff's ability to optimize one's bicycle powers. That must be the reason for naming the shoppe, Pedal Power. By using a bicycle as my method of conveyance, I will be able to shed some of the excess weight I have gained on my gastronomical tour of Middletown.
-Phileas
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