Hi, I'm Fred Carroll and I'm soliciting your attention to consider me when you vote on Tuesday, November 8th. I'm seeking a seat on Middletown Common Council on the Realistic Balance Party, a recently created third party line.
You may or may not remember me from "Bums with Brooms," The Homeless Report (WESU 88.1 fm radio station from 2006 to 2008), but I dare say that I might very well be Middletown's resident expert on homelessness and as such, represent a significant portion of the Middletown community.
Here is a quick review of my six campaign points and thank you for you consideration.
1- Create Designated Loitering Zones (DLZs), an area designed to be both bum-welcoming and at the same time bum-proofing, the hope of minimizing the negative environmental impact of Middletown's ever growing loitering class.
2- Brooms and chess sets everywhere especially at the DLZs
3- Free water
4- Don't sell any more parking lots for a dollar
5- Put spittoons everywhere
6- One more liquor store where the soup kitchen currently is, to decrease pedestrian traffic at the corner of Liberty Street and Main Street.
3 comments:
Ummmm.... is this a joke?
no joke. Fred is actually a very smart and thoughtful guy. And this is his real platform.
Rock on Fred!
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