The takeover is nearly complete.
|How long can our political system withstand the siren song of mutated shapeshifting wild|
boars pushing a hypersexualized program of Nancy-Reagan-like slogans? Just askin'.
Eradication by mastication: Some hardy souls favor eating the invasive marauding feral hogs regardless of what form they assume. In death, they revert to hog form and can be delicious prepared in a variety of ways. But first you have to catch them; bait weddings are a popular way.
Orwell's "Animal Farm": "Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
Enough for now of news of the end of days. Let us now proceed to a dialogue in which the late George Carlin makes a humorless monkey of the literal-minded Colonel.
Speaking of literalness, it's hard to tell puns to kleptomaniacs because they take things so literally.
Carlin: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Colonel: Because we haven’t finished killing them all.
Carlin: What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Colonel: We’d struggle along with the other kind.
Carlin: If a deaf person signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?