
Thank you, Mr. Fishmuscle, for your summary of the "lamest press conference in the history of the planet." Let me remind all the readers that our tax dollars paid for a wasted day's worth of effort of at least 5 elected officials, their staff members, and the travel costs and per diem for at least 6 army peoples. OK. To review what we learned yesterday:
um......hmm....let me see...wait, I have to check my notes from last time....what were we supposed to learn today? Let's review the record so far:
Middletown Press, August 27
"Ultimately in about the end of October [we intend] to have a site selected," Dale said.
Courant, September 18
"The Corps has until the end of October to select a final site."
Courant, September 21
"Sometime next month, each of the sites will be ranked, clearing the way for an environmental review and final site selection by Oct. 30."
The Army's September 30th PowerPoint presentation:
"Early November–Release ranked sites; NEPA and real estate process continues"
Middletown Eye News, September 30 (http://middletowneyenews.blogspot.com/2008/09/no-wonder-democracy-is-hard-sell.html)
"The Army will rank these four sites in order of preference to create a Site Identification Report that will be forwarded for approval by 17 October. By October 30th, this list of sites will be approved, and the NEPA process will begin for each site. In early November, the Army will release the site rank order,..."
Middletown Press, posted online September 30
"The corps plans to announce its preferred site in early November and then begin a National Environmental Policy Act review process, said David Dale, deputy district engineer of the Louisville District of the Army Corps of Engineers."
Courant Article, October 1
"By late October or early November, each of the sites will be ranked, clearing the way for an environmental review."
Colonel Landry's October 6 letter to the editor of The Middletown Press:
"As the NEPA environmental assessment continues, I expect the Army to release the "Site Rankings" in November." AND "I look forward to returning to Middletown in the near future to release the Army's ranking of the four proposed sites."
Wait…I count at least 8 different WRITTEN places where the good-natured, gentle and oh-so-patient residents of the great town of Middletown were told that something important and news-worthy would happen by the very beginning of November. OK, so if you want to argue that you can’t trust the media to get the story straight (an argument I’ve heard VERY recently), there are still TWO Army-generated sources that verify the SIX written media stories about a site ranking process and the release of those results by November 2008.
So, after all that hot air blowing, the Army one again sends the good Col. Landry back to Middletown to flash his winning smile and his snazzy uniform (plus charming accent) to do…what? He came all 862.88 miles (Mapquest, town center to town center) to tell us that all 3 sites are getting the “full-blown NEPA analysis? WAIT…let’s review again:
When the Army picked the Maromas site the first time (was it just Jan or Feb? It seems like forever ago…), it was announced as the “preferred site” that would then undergo NEPA analysis. Lots of people complained and the State threatened to buy the land out from underneath the Army.
Then, in June, the Army picked Boardman Lane as its “preferred site” and announced that NEPA analysis would begin. EVEN MORE PEOPLE COMPLAINED, and local, state and federal elected officials got involved. Gov. Rell shrunk the property size requirement for the base location by pulling out the 250th Engineering Unit, and Col. Landry visited the first time to tell us all that the site selection process was beginning anew in an “open and collaborative fashion.”
LOTS of time and effort went into telling the Army we thought (the we here is the Mayor, his advisory counsel, local, state and federal elected officials, the Courant’s editorial board, Joe and Jane Average Middletown Resident, all the blog contributors, the Middletown Eye News, the Middletown Press, and sorry-if-I-forgot-to-mention-you-too-whoever-you-are who participated as well). We attended the meetings. We posted blogs. We wrote letters and email to our elected officials. We twiddled our thumbs all through October, wondering if we could really trust that our efforts would give us a happy ending by early November.
Now we hear that the Office of the Assistant Chief of Staff for Installation Management has decided to pursue all three remaining sites. Yes, Mile Lane was excused because the lawyers could properly read the sentence that says: “Close the US Army Reserve Center, Middletown, CT, ... and relocate units to a new Armed Forces Reserve Center ... in Middletown, CT, if the Army is able to acquire land suitable for the construction of the facilities.” WAIT. I guess they can only read the first ½ of that sentence correctly. Shoot. I thought we had something there…
WHY oh WHY must we suffer such torture? Congresswoman DeLauro’s favorite saying lately is “Trust, but verify.” I’m sorry, Congresswoman, but I think you need a new saying. The verification part obviously hasn’t worked out, which makes me doubt the trust part. Just what are we supposed to trust? The Colonel believes the Army is going to make the right decision? What decision exactly is he referring to? The Army boldly strode into town (think bad-guy Western music here), picked (on its own) about the two most sensitive and pristine locations Middletown has, and now claims it can’t make a decision until all three remaining sites are NEPA’d?
The only possible reason I can think of that all 3 sites are undergoing a very expensive and time-intensive process is so that if the Army picks the wrong site AGAIN, it has two other chances to try again without having to go back to the drawing board and blow its construction schedule (and this doesn’t even begin to consider the number of possible location choices should the Attorney General prevail on his interpretation of “if”).
Yet, silly me, I just can’t understand how or why the Army could mess up the site selection process a THIRD time? Didn’t the new “open and collaborative” process work? Did we the people stutter or something? Perhaps we were unclear in our feedback about where we think the Army should go (hey now, I know what some of you are thinking, and that’s not patriotic…).
WAIT!!! I think I’ve got it!!! I know what happened!!! You know when you tell your kids NOT to do something, and they’re really not paying all that much attention, and so what their brain fixes on is what you told them, but they didn’t actually hear the NOT part…? Let’s review what I mean in the context of our current situation:
Us (the Mayor, his advisory counsel, local, state and federal elected officials, the Courant’s editorial board, Joe and Jane Average Middletown Resident, all the blog contributors, the Middletown Eye News, the Middletown Press, and sorry-if-I-forgot-to-mention-you-too-whoever-you-are who participated as well): “We don’t want an Army Reserve Training Facility on Boardman Lane.”
Army: “Hey! Middletown wants us to put the Army Reserve Training Facility on Boardman Lane!”
Us: “No! Aren’t you listening? The BRAC language says IF suitable land can be found in Middletown, and Gov. Rell reduced the base size requirement, so FIND ANOTHER LOCATION because Boardman Lane is unsuitable.”
Army: “Hey! Middletown wants us to put the Army Reserve Training Facility on Boardman Lane!”
What we should say from now on: “Put the Army Reserve Training Center in Cucia Park.”
WAIT. Didn’t we say that already?