Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Cat Tales ~ Cat of the Week ~ SEBASTIAN!!

Cat Tales ~ Cat of the Week ~ Sebastian!!

Gender:  Male
Breed:  Domestic Short Hair
Color:  Grey & White
Age:  4 years old

I'm an extremely mellow, laid-back, sweet, and affectionate cat that loves to be pet and loves attention!  I am FIV+ but don't worry - it's impossible for humans to catch and is very difficult for other cats to catch.  I will live just as long as any other cat, I just need to keep my 1-2 vet appointments per year, depending on my new vet.  I'd love a forever home where I can get all of the love and affection I'm craving.  I'm such a lover and hope you will give me a chance at a forever home!  Please come meet me?  

No Dogs / No Children

*To learn more about FIV, please visit http://www.CatTalesCT.org/fiv-felv/

Phone:  (860) 344-9043



Saturday, December 19, 2015

You Hurt My Feelings, And I Think You Meant To -- The Colonel Carries On #10

by Phineas Fogg and Phlebotemas Pitt


Epigraph: "You can do as you wish, of course, but in December of each year I have my class compose original Christmas poetry. I call the unit 'Let It Scan, Let It Scan, Let It Scan.'" –Professor Dendridge in "The Only Other Way"


Separated at birth?


Ted Cruz (left) and Joe McCarthy


Benito Mussolini (top) and Donald Trump?


Benito Mussolini (top) and Screamin’ Jay Hawkins?


The furnace stopped, a fact we noted only at about 1:30 a.m. when we awoke wondering why the place was so chilly. As we were up dealing with that, the cat rejoiced, saying, “O frabjous night! I am nocturnal and now you too have seen the light! (As it were.)” Yes, when our cat speaks, he includes remarks in parentheses. Does yours?


Omnibud is everybody’s friend. Maybe also a beer thing.


“The whole megillah” means “the entire scroll and not just a selection from it,” and figuratively, a long involved account or story. Cf. long shrift, short shrift, Latin scribere, to write; see scribe, scribble.


People claim to have been short-changed but never long-changed or tall-changed. If you have ever wondered about that, tell no one, lest you be accused of having too much time on your hands. (Best to respond aggressively: “Better time on my hands than blood on my hands, like you!”)


The name of the Hanna-Barbera cartoon character “Magilla Gorilla” may have been inspired by the Hebrew word. Who knows?


Some people boast, “I’m not a talker, I’m a doer” (or possibly, “I’m not a thinker, I’m a Dewar”).


“Doer, noun, American: a perpetrator of a crime; a suspected criminal. The term, a synonym of perp, is probably a shortening of 'wrongdoer' in police jargon.”


So Carly Fiorina had better be careful with the “men are talkers but women are doers” meme.


Another reason for the same caution is that “doer” has a vulgar sense, too, as in “She’s not a ten, but she’s a doer.”


The Gallatin County (Montana) Sheriff's Office reports for Wednesday, December 16, included the following: “A deputy saw a driver struggling to get his vehicle out of his driveway due to the berm of snow left by plows. The deputy stopped traffic so the driver could build up momentum and get out.”


Reading for comprehension quiz: Did the deputy stop traffic because he or she was so good-looking or so ugly? (Choose one.)
(a) Good-looking;
(b) Ugly;
(c) Both;
(d) Neither;
(e) All of the above.
For extra credit, do a dramatic imitation of a driver building up momentum and getting out.
“Get out!” is a common expression of disbelief (and, less commonly, of exorcism). “Go ’way” is a British Isles variant. Both versions can dismiss even information from the horse’s mouth, particularly the horse in on which the informant rode.
“The most potent weapon in the hands of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed.” -Steve Biko, anti-apartheid activist (1946-1977)


“Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our minds.”
--Bob Marley, Redemption Songs


Here’s a link to a moving instrumental version of the Supremes’ “My World Is Empty Without You.” The baritone saxophonist’s stage moves and entire demeanor are eerily reminiscent of Diana Ross’s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X9dtfeV1mQ


Somebody referred to “the late Diana Ross” and somebody else said, “Diana Ross is still alive.” The original speaker replied, “Yeah, but she’s not here yet, so she’s late.”


Zen meditation text: “‘Great,’ no one replied.”


Hypograph: "We have seen your drawing of a plains torus, Boris. Now draw a forest torus for us." --Professor Dendridge in "The Only Other Way"

Friday, December 18, 2015

Coconuts Postpone Show Tonight at The Buttonwood Tree

This Weekend at The Buttonwood Tree
Call 860-347-4957 or visit our website to purchase tickets


Dec 19: Joe Fonda with Carlo Morena and Felix Lecaros Herrera (Jazz)

The Coconuts - has been postponed, new date tba.


 Joe Fonda with Carlo Morena and Felix Lecaros Herrera
Saturday, December 19 @ 8:00 pm
$10  
Joe Fonda performs on December 19th with two great international jazz musicians:  Italian Carlo Morena on Piano and Felix Lecaros Herrera from Chile on Drums. This trio plays hard swing jazz with a pinch of European romanticism. Three international highly acclaimed musicians. Reservations suggested - space is limited.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Board of Ed Contemplates Superintendent's Budget Request

Despite the fact that the new AUC budgeting system purchased for the Board of Education by the city has been problematic, Superintendent Pat Charles presented her first take on the 2016-2017 budget to the Board of Education at a special meeting Tuesday.

"The who AUC thing has thrown a monkey wrench into the works," Charles said early Tuesday.  She explained that technicians from the software company had to be called repeatedly to make fixes on the new system so that the budget could be entered correctly.  As a result, Charles did not have the ability to make a general presentation as she has in the past years.

"In the end, I don't think the board members need or wanted it," Charles said Wednesday morning after the meeting.  "They want detail, and they want time to digest the detail, so we've scheduled two Board meetings in January at which we can discuss the budget."

Initial Request at 9%

At first blush, the budget has come in at a 9% increase over last years budget.  Last year, the Common Council voted to grant the BOE, $78,123, 600 for this year's budget.  The Superintendent's intial request this year is for $85,157, 232.

"Is it a realistic budget, yes?" Charles said.  "Is it everything we need, no.  It's the same old story."

Charles did indicate that the budget numbers were expected to be adjusted during the day on Wednesday based on what were considered inflated transportation numbers.  The new budget numbers are expected to be posted by day's end Wednesday.

Most of the budget inflation is attributed to costs in special education because of IDEA (Disabilities Education Improvement Act) grants cut by the state of Connecticut.  Those cuts call for the hiring of a new manager, 17 new paraprofessionals and several other new staff member.

"The board members seem so understand the need for everything in the budget, and we will be deliberating it over the next few months," Charles said.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Cat Tales presents... Cat of the Week! **ALEXANDRA**

Cat Tales presents...
Cat of the Week!


Name: Alexandra                            Gender:  Female
Breed:  Domestic Short Hair
​​Color:  Tortoiseshell
Age:  1 year and 8 months young

When my mother Olivia and I were found, we were both pregnant. We each had four kittens and all eight have been adopted. Now that I know they are happily settled, I am ready for a forever home of my own. Even though I am grown up now, I still love to chase wand toys like a little kitten. I often greet my foster parents at the top of the stairs and ask with a meow to petted. I am getting much better, but I still sometimes forget that reaching for my foster parents with claws out is not a good thing. We are still working on that, and I'm getting much better! I am still shy around people I don't know, so I hope you will understand and be patient with me. Please call or email Cat Tales to schedule an appointment to come to meet me!

No Dogs / No Children

Phone:  (860) 344-9043




Westfield Fire Plays Santa

From Westfield Fire



On Saturday December 19th, South District Firefighters’ Local #3918 will be teaming up with Westfield Fire, the Middletown Police Department, & Middletown Elks’ Lodge #771 to bring joy to needy families throughout the City of Middletown. The program was created 22 years ago by a Middletown police officer and South District firefighter after responding to a home two days before Christmas, to find a family in great hardship, with no gifts or Christmas tree. After taking up a collection from their co-workers, they delivered a tree and presents to the family. South District Firefighters & Middletown Police have been involved since its inception, but the program has grown into an annual event that raises funds throughout the year to help pay for useful items for families undergoing hardships. To date, this program helped close to 90 families during their times of need, and thanks to the efforts of dozens of local businesses and community organizations.

         
This year the event will be hosted by the Middletown Elks’ Lodge #771 from 5pm-9pm. The “adopted” families will receive gifts from Santa and enjoy a hot meal, dancing and other festivities that are sponsored by emergency personnel, local businesses, and members of the community. For information on how you can donate to the program, contact the Adopt-A-Family committee members Nick Fischer or Geoff DeFrancesco at the South Fire District, (860)347-6661.

Monday, December 14, 2015

Redistricting Committee Moves Further From Redistricting

At yet another public session about the possible redistricting of Middletown Elementary Schools, consultants from Millone and McBroom explained that the redistricting committee appeared to be leaning toward a "no redistricting" option, with long-term planning to address the issues of overcrowding and racial imbalance.

Once again, Millone and McBroom consultants Rebecca Augur and Pat Gallagher presented new options, formulated based on a marathon meeting of the redistricting committee earlier in December.

The consultants provided a brief on the reasons that redistricting had been considered in the first place, including overcrowding a Farm Hill Elementary, and racial and socio-economic imbalance at other schools, most notably Macdonough and Moody.

The immediacy of the need for change has been tempered by two factors: a change in the racial imbalance of the entire district (the district is now more than 50% minority students),  and a current and projected decrease in student population.  Those changes mean that the district is no longer threatened with sanctions from the state because of racial imbalance, and that overcrowding at Farm Hill may be ameliorated by changes in the school-age population.

The consultants made their presentation to about 75 parents gathered at Snow School, and most of the members of the Board of Education, along with members of the redistricting committee.

The Buttonwood Tree Hosts MxCC Class Projects on Exo-philosophy

The Buttonwood Tree is not just a music venue!
This community art center is host to a plethora of eclectic events offered by our very talented and diverse community members. Besides offering world-class music and poetry events, TBT is home to an art gallery, used bookstore and small cafe and also offers enlightening workshops, classes, benefit events, memorial services and so much more. 
 
This Tuesday, Dec. 15, from 2 to 5 PM, come join the final meeting of MXCC Philosophy seminary PH199 Introduction to Exo-philosophy, taught by Dr. Justin Vood Good. The first time this ‘forbidden knowledge’ subject has been taught as a college seminar, students from the class will be meeting this Tuesday to discuss their final research projects as well as their general conclusions from a semester’s worth of inquiries into high strangeness. 
 
Open Seminar: Topics in Exo-philosophy (Study of human relationships to off-world intelligences)

Some of the amazing minds in class include physicist Will Riordon and retired Asian studies / human rights activist and husband of MXCC president Anna Wasecha, Richard Kagan. This last meeting is actually the final exam period for MXCC, and the students will be presenting final projects, all on very exciting aspects of this phenomenon, even some original research by Kagan and Patti Vassia, another powerful intellect. 

For more information, visit the course website: http://mxccexophilosophy.blogspot.com

Suggested donation: $5 to benefit TBT
 
The Buttonwood Tree Performing Arts & Cultural Center is at 605 Main Street, Middletown 
WEBSITE  860.347.4957
 
 
TUESDAYS - 
(First) Laughter Yoga 6 pm  vegetarian potluck at 7pm
 
(Third) Laughter Yoga 6 pm    and Sound Healing with Lou at 7:30pm

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Bricks From Demolished Buildings Repurposed as Paperweights and Assault Weapons ~~ The Colonel Carries On #9

by Alice Trudy Lukenglass

Epigraph: “You’ve no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.” --William Gilbert

Anna (left) and Kate McGarrigle

Thumbsucker, noun, often derogatory -s:  A serious piece of journalism that concentrates on the background and interpretation of events rather than on the news or action; a think piece.

“My impression is that the definition given here is too neutral. I believe that, as generally used, ‘thumbsucker’ refers to a column, not a news story, that is based on no original reporting, not much information, and no research. It's all about what's been circulating in the writer's brain for awhile. It's based more on his abiding worldview than on real information.” --Vincent Fitzpatrick, Fargo, North Dakota


Backgrounder, noun, plural -s:
1:  an off-the-record briefing for reporters
2:  something (such as an essay) that provides background information about a particular subject.

Kate (left) and Anna McGarrigle

Middletown’s poet laureate, Susan Allison, was scheduled to give a reading from her own work in the Hubbard Room at Russell Library last Sunday. For medical reasons, she wasn’t up to doing it, so it was rearranged so that Susan would read one of her poems as an opener, and other poets and friends would each read another of her poems. It worked explosively well.
A nugget from Allison’s work: “The good life / comes through your eyes / and your ears and your skin / the way a wild animal comes at you / when it is just curious.”

One of Allison’s most notable poems is “Mockingbird,” a portrait of herself as a poet, claiming not much but claiming it to the full. It was read twice, first by Kate Rushin, the poet and teacher, and at the end by the poet herself, affectingly.

A fragment from a review of Allison’s collection Down by the Riverside Ways: “The book ends with a volley of furious poems, among which is one of its most original, ‘The Cow Is for Us.’ In the end, however, there is one saving grace that Allison wishes upon the wagers of war [on the poor], a grace granted them when they are occasionally ‘fortunate enough / to fail and fall, / through grace, contrite.’”
Now for a pocketful of mumbles such are promises.
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.” --Robert Orben

“A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.” --Id.

I don’t do Facebook to any extent, but stumbled upon a grammar school classmate and exchanged our first words in more than 50 years.

New England farmers used to be so well-educated that they spelled their hog call s-u-i.” --Roy Marshrigger

“Fame is a bee. / It has a song / It has a sting / Ah, too, it has a wing.” -Emily Dickinson, poet (1830-1886)
Dickinson was fortunate to have avoided fame during her lifetime. Fame is sometimes a sumbee.
Emerson wrote “Language is a city to the building of which every human being brought a stone.” Since it’s no longer a sin to end a sentence with a preposition, we can modernize Emerson thus: “Language is a city that every human being brought a stone to the building of.”
That modernization brings to mind line two of a verse from a Leo Kottke song Jack Gets Up, one of the hardest songs to sing all the way through:
And every night when you lay down
You fall flat, you fall flat, you fall flat
Some of us breathe in the brown ground
Everyday in the morning when you get up and you crawl out of bed.

In Swahili, Tumtazame mbwa atakavyofanya means “Let’s see what the dog will do.” So much for the idea that long words mean lofty things.

2015-12-12-Sat “Downtown”