An early morning dog walker came across a surprising scene--two cows calmly grazing in one of our City Parks.The Police Department responded nonchalantly upon learning of cows on the prowl. Apparently, this is not an uncommon occurrence in Smith Park, and the cows are well known to them. The dispatcher promised to phone the owner and let him know.
It's a good thing "the dog walker" did not take any video. Such video would have undoubtably gone viral. State officials would hunt down and euthanize the cows. Hamburgers would ensue, and the "dog walker" would be receiving death threats from vegans, and would be profiled as a blood-thirsty liberal elite omnivore in the Middletown Inciter, which I have on good authority, has more hits than all other local blogs combined.
ReplyDeleteCan't get any better natural fertilizer for the fields than cow chips!
ReplyDeleteSteve,
ReplyDeleteDon't kill these like you did the deer (illegally)
In case you missed it:
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Wow, aren't you clever, anonymous 12:38. You puncture us with your astonishing memory, and brilliant wit. Too bad you're such a freaking spineless coward, afraid to label your venomous spew with a real name.
ReplyDeleteBTW, my name is Ed, what's yours?